It’s not often that an 80’s hair band has an important message you should listen to, but here’s one from Journey: You should trade-in your car now. Stay with us, we’ll explain…
Currency Wars in China
If you’ve been paying attention to the news, you’re probably sick of hearing about the currency devaluation in China. If you haven’t been paying attention, we’ve got a quick primer for you: Waking up in the morning to find out your money is worth less than it was when you went to bed sucks. Using science, we made an infographic:
When People are Scared, What do They Do, Journey?
That’s right, they come running with open arms. More people will be investing their money in the U.S. Dollar. Why? It’s the safest thing around (at the moment anyway). Now, Journey was never a fan of safe*, but they definitely knew the attraction a vulnerable person has to bravado in sheen silver pants, (you know, like a stable, economically-growing country).
This Means You’re Rich
Well, rich is a relative term, but your vehicle is now worth more than you think it is. The fact that the U.S. dollar is growing in strength and that the Canadian dollar has been weakened by lower oil prices means that people in the U.S. will pay a lot more for your car or truck than most Canadians.
That’s where we come in.
We sell used cars and trucks south of the border. This means we will buy your truck for much more than it is worth (in Canada).
Now is the perfect time to trade in your vehicle because the demand (and price) is growing down south. We are no economists (because really, have you ever seen an economist in a chicken suit), but if Journey can realize the facts, so can we. Americans want your vehicle and we want to sell it to them. Come visit us so we can pay you more than you would expect for your vehicle. And you can use your new found wealth to purchase a used vehicle that is now cheaper than it should be in Canada.
It’s a great time to sell. We’re here to help.
Bonus: Here’s the chicken costume.
* OK maybe Journey really were fans of safe, we couldn’t find any good crazy stories to link to.